The regular people will walk out and be like ‘Oh that was…
All the average Potter fans will be like this,
And I will still be sitting in my seat like this,
And then everyone will try to get me out of the theatre and I’ll be like,
30th June, 1997: The first ever edition of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone was released.
and my mom says ‘that’s ludicrous’
and I shout LUDA from the back seat
Obviously throw them out. It’s unsanitary to keep them.